At kuyruklu sevimli genç yatak odasında soyunur

Where the hell have you been? I've been waiting ages for you and I even got dressed up, look!

And because I was so desperate I got my toy out.

Thought I'd be needing that but you know what? Because you took so long I'm going to make you watch while I play with this.

But first of all I want to show you properly what my outfit looks like.

Took me ages to choose this one out for you.